“White and Whistler’s Pure English Sauce is also zero percent English. British people love their non-British sauces, as long as they don’t know they’re not British. It needs a name like…” She trailed off, thinking. “Two Hundred Percent English Sauce: Now Twice as Much English as Pure English Sauce.” Her father still didn’t smile at this jest. “That sounds like it’s made of English people.” They stared at each other in silence for a moment, before her father let out a snicker. “Sauce of Britannia,” Chloe supplied. “England in a Bottle.” “Definitely Not Foreign Sauce.”
