“You know Carter will take this call because there was an explosion. When he finds that guy trussed up and rolled, he’s going to lose it.” “Not as much as when he unrolls the guy and sees what he’s wearing,” Ida Belle said. “Or not wearing,” Gertie said. “I’m beginning to wonder if the sheriff’s department should have to offer hazard pay for seeing naked people,” I said. “The taxpayers couldn’t afford it,” Gertie said. “Do you know how many random naked people they run across in a year? And trust me, it’s never the people you want to see naked.” “I don’t want to see any of them naked,” Ida
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