The good news was Ida Belle didn’t have to worry about Gertie wearing the camo miniskirt to her wedding. The bad news was she was wearing it now. And that whole tuck-under thing wasn’t working too well as Gertie had a typical white woman booty, which meant very little. The skirt ended a couple inches below the relevant parts but as she bent over to pick up a wayward pizza, I saw that all bets were off. “Doesn’t lime green clash with camo?” I asked. Gertie straightened up and whirled around. “How did you know my panties were lime green?” “How do you think?”
