“Don’t even think about buying that. It’s a disgrace to people who wore the real thing.” “Why?” Gertie asked. “You can run in it. It’s not long enough to trap your knees.” “It’s not long enough to trap your important parts,” Ida Belle said. “You run in that, your heinie will be showing in about five steps.” “Depends on your heinie,” Chappy said. “It’s that stretchy stuff. If you’ve got enough for it to tuck under, you’d probably be okay.” I stared. “Exactly what kind of religious leader were you?” “The kind that wasn’t blind,” Chappy said. “You keep looking at young girls’ tuck-unders and that
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