“You dragged me all the way out here for a garter?” Gertie said. “Why don’t you just order one online like you do everything else?” “It’s going to be on my thigh,” Ida Belle said. “I don’t want anything that close to my privates to come from an online store. God only knows how many people would fondle it before it got to me.” “You buy your underwear online,” Gertie said. “And they’re kissing your privates.” “My underwear come in a package,” Ida Belle said. “Less handling by strangers. Besides, I wash them in bleach and hot water before I wear them and that wouldn’t be good for the garter.
...more
