“Drunk people usually like to laugh. And old ladies being tough always amuses them. Look at Betty White. That woman is four thousand and eight years old and still killing it,” Gertie said. “I’m just a little surprised that you’d refer to yourself as old,” I said. “Oh, I’m not old,” Gertie said. “But they think I am. Trust me, the more years that pass, the younger you realize you are.” “That makes absolutely no sense,” Ida Belle said.
