“People won’t work with me because I tell them when they’re being idiots. In our circle, that happens more often than not.” “How was Lorraine supposed to know that an Irish coffee wasn’t made with vodka?” “Because of the word Irish. Had I said a Russian coffee, sure, I’d get the confusion. But Irish? C’mon! Everyone knows they drink whiskey. Or beer. Had she used beer—” “You still would’ve called her an idiot,” I said. “No one in their right mind would put beer in coffee.”
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