“Adults are supposed to be in charge of themselves,” Lando said. “True,” said Ollie. “That means being in charge of hyping themselves up. Getting excited to do the camp stuff. Making bird feeders. Talent night. Playing guitar around the campfire. Capture the flag.” He counted activities on his long fingers. “No one wanted to do everything, so lots of people did nothing.” “I do not blame them,” I said. “That shit all sucks.”

