“Now do you want to punish the wayward Bodkins or not?” Taron stood to his full height and inhaled, breath control so obvious that Tegan wanted to kill this soliloquy before it started. “I will create a tempest of flirtation. I will love you with such sloppy, unstoppable passion that—” “Stop.” Tegan let their not-quite-impressed face settle. “This might be too hard. I mean, it’s acting, which is not exactly your strong suit.” “It is my only suit,” Taron said with pride and affliction. “Right, speaking of which, you need to change.” “If I change in order to woo you, no one will believe it,”
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