remember these three things: One, never be fooled by fae beauty because they’re all jerks. Every last one of them. Two, don’t ever promise them anything. And, three, no matter how much they’d like to, they can’t lie. That last point is important. They will twist and omit and evade until the cows come home. So listen carefully to every single word the sly snakes hiss at you, because doing so may save your life.”

