And whose choice was that, who the fuck goes on holiday somewhere there isn’t even a chippy? It’s pretty weird when you think about it, all these middle-class white people coming here to have less privacy, comfort and convenience than they do at home, how’s that a holiday? It’s a break, Mum says, from what you think you need but you don’t really, back to basics, haven’t you noticed we’re all talking to each other more without our phones?
