The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)

by Caroline Peckham

“Fuck, Grus, I have no idea why, but when you talk like an insane person it turns me on so goddamn much,” Max growled.

Max is hilarious

All I knew was that the sound of Geraldine Grus begging me to slip my shark into the dark was a million times hotter than a girl begging me to fuck her in any kind of conventional way.

*dead*