The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)

by Caroline Peckham

His chest was bare and fishily tempting as his navy Siren scales shone wetly, his muscly masculinity calling to me like the moon to a melon.

I just cant

“The only thing I can see right now is a big barracuda intent on luring me to his sea cave,” she purred,

Im getting the ick

and I started moving faster and faster, the only thing escaping Geraldine's lips random fish names. "Trout. Salmon. Eel. Dolphin. Carp. Guppy. Catfish. Bass. Neon tetra. Cod. Pilchard. Cuttlefish. Tuna. Barracuuuuuuuuuuda!"

Im speechless

I took in the most simple of decorations adorning the walls and the cake on the table that was nothing but a bland, white sponge. A sponge. With nothing but strawberry filling at his heart.

I’m actually disappointed in Darius for this. Come on now

"Well, I had a go at baking. And the guys helped. Seth did the icing. But I spread the strawberry filling so..." Darius shrugged. Shrugged!

Aww wait that’s kinda cute

"You felonious fin whale, how dare thee try and keep a lady in the economy lounge!" I yelled.

Wtaf

Darius was standing close enough to Tory for them to be sharing body heat without quite touching each other. Instead of watching any of the fireworks, his gaze was fixed on her, this look of longing on his face that made my soul hurt.

Ugh