The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)
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“Come on then, you tempting tuna,” I agreed. “Let’s see if you can water the lawn.”
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Shouldn’t I have been asking her why the fuck she was always comparing me to sexually active sealife?
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“There’s me calling you a barracuda when we have a whale in our midst,”
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That was a fish I wanted to wrestle into my grasp and bring ashore more than once, though I daren't admit it to him.
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Today was too important for me to be distracted by Max and his long Sherman.
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wasn't going to stand for some dinglefooted Dragon meddling with my plans today.
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A sponge.
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Caleb pressed his face into a pillow, obviously overcome with emotion for how terrible a job he had done here.
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"Dragons don't sit on rocks.
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"Oh...wow," she said, her smile tight like she couldn't quite find the words to show her excitement at this wonderous gift.
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"Please confirm your attendance by placing a tear of joy on this page and follow the instructions to the main event."
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"I'm surprised you were able to rein yourself in, but I really don't think I could have dealt with a massive party.
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“Oh butter me right side up, I am quite the baked good, aren’t I?”
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"If you're barnacle enough then come and follow me and show me how well your haddock can do the ocean jive."
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"My oh my, Captain Hook really found the Lost Boys today, didn't he?"
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Seth had an arm slung around Darcy's shoulders and he was trying to encourage her to howl at the moon while she called him a butt sniffing dog boy and Caleb agreed with her with a roar of laughter.
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"I would sooner seal Lady Petunia up tighter than a clam at Christmas for all of time than ever serve you rotten scoundrels!"