The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)

by Caroline Peckham

"Errr, I'm still holding out for our wedding night. You know I want our first time to be special..." Darius said, glancing our way and causing Mildred to make a move to look too. "But I think about it a lot," he added quickly, dragging her gaze back to him. "I think it about it daily," Mildred replied as a breeze rustled through her moustache and she sucked her top lip into her mouth in a way that might have be intended to be seductive. "And I touch myself too."

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"Holy shit," Darius cursed, looking like he would literally rather be anywhere else in the world right now as he tried to hide his horror. "I mean...err, what do you think about us...doing while you...do...that?" "I know that you're a big, powerful man," Mildred said hungrily, taking a step closer to him. "But I like to think about pinning you down and making you take me the way I want it." "I imagine that's the only way it would happen too," Darius said with a visible shudder which Mildred either ignored or convinced herself was from desire.

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"I'll ride you like a hog at a barbecue," Mildred added. "Is that a thing?" Darius asked, swallowing thickly, his jaw clenched like he was trying to hi...

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"I need a shower," he said, swiping a hand over his face. "And to bleach my ears out so that I can remove the description she just gave me of our wedding night. I swear to the stars, if I ever make it down the aisle, I want the three of you to kill me before she can drag me back to her bed."

The only difference to this was the Dragon charm carved entirely out of rose quartz which shone pink beside the letter R. She stared at it for long enough to make it clear that she understood the meaning of the rose quartz. Darius was telling her that he belonged to her and that he wanted her to belong to him in return. Even if the stars wouldn't allow that in a physical sense.

"I just came here to talk to Darcy. Alone if you don’t mind." "I do mind! I mind as much as a tomato minds when it is denounced as a vegetable even though it is clearly a fruit!"

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