The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)

by Caroline Peckham

"Because I'm a hateful bitch who believed no one could ever love me for so long that I ended up making it come true."

"Well, this is awkward," Cal muttered and my heart twisted for Geraldine as she looked around the room with barely concealed panic,

"But if you or your little buddies say a single word about the ugly ass dresses we're wearing or anything else to piss us off, I'll make sure to tell her you've got manticrabs and you made me cry on my birthday and you'll never get near her lady bush again."

“Way to make the rest of us look like dicks,” Cal said, shaking his head.

Darius was telling her that he belonged to her and that he wanted her to belong to him in return. Even if the stars wouldn't allow that in a physical sense.

She smiled but there was no true happiness in it and that was enough to make me fall down to my knees and sob loudly to the sky.

acted on instinct alone, throwing out my hand and casting an illusion over Seth Capella, turning him into a six foot turnip with beady eyes and a tiny mouth. Then I slapped him across his turnip face and he yelped in surprise. "What the fuck?" said the turnip and Darcy and Tory burst into hysterics. "I fucking love you, Geraldine," Tory snorted, clutching her side as Seth's tiny turnip eyes wheeled towards her.

A wail escaped me as I spotted Seth Capella up on the banquet table with his trousers around his thighs as he waved his naked buttocks at the whole room.

"I dunno what the fuck that means, but I'm in," he

"Am I strudelling?" Max panted and I nodded in affirmation, grasping his neck as I brought him down to wet my whistle.

Seth had an arm slung around Darcy's shoulders and he was trying to encourage her to howl at the moon while she called him a butt sniffing dog boy and Caleb agreed with her with a roar of laughter.