"Mildred is planning to crash the party," I explained. "I will officially have blue balls for the rest of time if I don't stop her from turning up." "You do realise I can't even get hard unless I'm thinking about Roxy, right?" Darius growled. "As it stands, I'm officially dating my right hand for the rest of forever while picturing a girl I can't even touch without lightning trying to strike us down."
