The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)

by Caroline Peckham

Max moved to stand behind me, his arms wrapped around my waist as we ground against each other like two carrots in a blender.

Interesting analogy

she glanced at Darcy who looked like a turnip had just been stuffed through her Wendy door.

Not the Wendy door

"Because I'm a hateful bitch who believed no one could ever love me for so long that I ended up making it come true."

Oh tory same

"Point is, we really appreciate the fact that you didn't make some great big, crazy fuss out of our birthday, Geraldine," Tory said as she pulled out her chair. "Because that would have been torturous as fuck."

I fear it was always obvious they wouldnt want a suprise party

Darius was practically fucking glowing with her undivided attention on him and I smiled to myself about it as I accepted a shot from Caleb and downed it.

Love that

"I got you both one," he replied, pulling two little boxes from his pocket and handing them to the twins. "As it's both of your birthdays." “Way to make the rest of us look like dicks,” Cal said, shaking his head.

I LOVE DARIUS

"You had to go for Gwenadlina and Roxanya, didn't you?" Darcy teased as she inspected it. "You couldn't just let that slide?" "Not a chance," Darius replied with a smirk. “Unless you’d rather I call you shrew? That’s always an option.”

Also love the little bond between darcy and darius

Tory laughed as she opened her own box and lifted a matching bracelet from the little cushion inside it. The only difference to this was the Dragon charm carved entirely out of rose quartz which shone pink beside the letter R. She stared at it for long enough to make it clear that she understood the meaning of the rose quartz. Darius was telling her that he belonged to her and that he wanted her to belong to him in return. Even if the stars wouldn't allow that in a physical sense.

The gasp i gusped and the tears in my eyes omfg this is so cute

"No offence, but are you on something? Because I wanna try it." Seth smirked

Fair

"Oh sparkly spatulas in a strudel! Strudel me! Strudel me!" "Am I strudelling?"

Bffr

I nodded once, biting my tongue on screaming about how fucked up everything she'd just said was. "So give me that time," I said. "Two years. Two years of you and me to fuck and fight and fall in love and be all the things we won't be able to be once you walk down that aisle. Give me that time to try and convince you that that life isn't what you really want. We don't ever have to talk politics, we don't even have to tell anyone if you don't want to. Just let it be me and you, at least for a little while."

Love a good yearn