The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)

by Caroline Peckham

Why the fuck did I like that so much? Shouldn’t I have been asking her why the fuck she was always comparing me to sexually active sealife? I didn’t know and I didn’t care. All I knew was that the sound of Geraldine Grus begging me to slip my shark into the dark was a million times hotter than a girl begging me to fuck her in any kind of conventional way.

Lmfao

told you I'd rock your world, Grus," I teased as she moved to sit up beside me. "Not yet you haven't, you squeaky squid," she replied as she crawled on top of me and moved up my body until her thighs were parted right above my mouth. "But you can make yourself useful until your long Sherman is ready to go again."

I love her lmao

"Sex with her is a constant series of asking yourself what the fuck just happened? What the fuck did she just say? What the fuck did she just call me? Why the fuck does that feel so goddamn good? And that's the most you'll ever find out about it because she's mine," I informed him.

Lmao yasssss

"Don't you want me, Gerry?" I asked her, taking her chin in my grip and tugging so that she was forced to meet my gaze. “Hunger for me? Ache for me in the dead of night and think about me all the damn time? Because that's how I feel about you. And I'm fed up of chasing around and trying to act like you're not all that I want. I can't believe that you don't feel the same."

"My tempting trout, you don't know how hard it is to say no to you," she breathed as I looked down at her, panting and frowning as a single tear slipped from her eye and ran down to soak into the pillow.

Lmfao

"So give me that time," I said. "Two years. Two years of you and me to fuck and fight and fall in love and be all the things we won't be able to be once you walk down that aisle. Give me that time to try and convince you that that life isn't what you really want. We don't ever have to talk politics, we don't even have to tell anyone if you don't want to. Just let it be me and you, at least for a little while." "I..." She stared at me like she desperately wanted to say yes but was afraid of doing so. "Think about it," I said, biting my tongue on trying to force her hand. "I'll be waiting."

Awwww max