The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)
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I moaned like a lady of the night on pay day
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Shouldn’t I have been asking her why the fuck she was always comparing me to sexually active sealife?
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All I knew was that the sound of Geraldine Grus begging me to slip my shark into the dark was a million times hotter than a girl begging me to fuck her in any kind of conventional way.
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"No one fucks with my girl on her birthday."