The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)

by Caroline Peckham

"Trout. Salmon. Eel. Dolphin. Carp. Guppy. Catfish. Bass. Neon tetra. Cod. Pilchard. Cuttlefish. Tuna. Barracuuuuuuuuuuda!"

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"We just got Grussed," I said with a grin. "You don't know what the fuck happened at first but once you get used to it and just go along for the ride, you'll find yourself having the time of your life."

Geraldine: Is Mildred dealt with, you tantalising terrapin?

Maxy Boy: She’s all locked up, you sexy starfish.