The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)

by Caroline Peckham

“Fuck, Grus, I have no idea why, but when you talk like an insane person it turns me on so goddamn much,”

The look in her eyes had said that this was going to be a one night only deal, but I was going to work as hard as I fucking could to change her mind on that.

By the end of the night she’d have lost her voice from screaming my name and she wouldn’t be able to deny this heat between us ever again.

“I’ve been waiting to ride this sea cucumber for a while, Maxy boy,” she warned me. “So you’d better be prepared for me to break you in like a wild filly.”

"Oh, sweet huckleberry you really are a well-hung seahorse,"

"Take me to the rose patch and prick me with your thorns."

"Trout. Salmon. Eel. Dolphin. Carp. Guppy. Catfish. Bass. Neon tetra. Cod. Pilchard. Cuttlefish. Tuna. Barracuuuuuuuuuuda!"

I groaned as I came deep inside her, knowing I'd never be able to look at a fish in the same way again as my body shuddered and my dick twitched with jolts of pleasure.

If he knew how he watered my Lady Petunia and made her flourish just for him, he would have a mighty hold over me indeed.

"We just got Grussed," I said with a grin. "You don't know what the fuck happened at first but once you get used to it and just go along for the ride, you'll find yourself having the time of your life."

"Sex with her is a constant series of asking yourself what the fuck just happened? What the fuck did she just say? What the fuck did she just call me? Why the fuck does that feel so goddamn good? And that's the most you'll ever find out about it because she's mine,"