"Does it make me a complete piece of shit if I fully intend to run off any and every dude who so much as looks at her, let alone strikes up the idea of a political match? Even though I know that I'll be walking down the aisle myself the moment I graduate," Darius asked. "Yeah," Seth said with a soft whimper. "It does make you a sack of shit. But I'll totally be there to watch you beat the fuck out of every single one of them."
