The Big A.S.S. Party (Zodiac Academy, #5.5)

by Caroline Peckham

"Hey, Gerry, you calling to ask me to be your date to the-" "Quit the lothario act you bungling baboon! We have a code brown!" "Someone shit themselves?" "No, you nincompoop! Someone spilled the beans! Mildred Canopus has found out about the party