Try Me (Extracurricular Activities #2)

by Neve Wilder

Jesse laughed. “I feel sorry for this hypothetical guy already.” I stared at him. “Why?” “Because I don’t think you have any plans on coming out anytime soon. I mean, not that that’s a requirement or anything, but—” He rushed to continue when my jaw dropped. “Oh, I know. You like girls, too, for real, and blah blah blah. But you pinged for me a long time ago.”

“What the fuck? Chet?” Chet lifted a hand. “Hi.” Jesse whirled in my direction. “But you…I thought…Fuck me fucking sideways,”

“I swear to fuck, if one more person says I’m too sweet or something about boyish charm, I’m going to lose my shit. Yes, I had a boyfriend freshman year. Yes, I very much enjoyed holding hands with him and…and cuddling in the quad and giving him heart eyes or whatever. But Jesus, a guy’s allowed to change. I’m not about that life anymore. I just want the hard-core action now, thank you very much. No relationships, no strings. I just want a guy with a big dick—because, yes, I’m a size queen and⁠—”

“I’m all set. I sucked a guy’s dick once on a dare. Haven’t been inclined to do it again.” We all stared at Sam as he chugged his juice and then wiped the back of his mouth. “What, did I fuck up? Break some sort of code?” “You sucked a guy’s dick on a dare?” Jesse’s expression grew more incredulous. “To completion?”