E. L. James, if you’re reading this: Lubrication means it was sex-related, which tells us nothing about whether it was sexually appealing. Therefore I humbly request that in the next edition, Christian says to Ana, “Feel this. See how sex-related your body considers physical contact with your buttocks and genitals, Anastasia. That gives me no information about whether or not you liked it. Did you like it? No? Double crap, let me make it up to you by reading Emily Nagoski’s book about the science of women’s sexual wellbeing, so that I have a clue next time.” Thank you.
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