Hannaford Prep: The Complete Series

by J. Bree

Danger, Will Robinson. Big fucking danger.

I adore this girl so fiercely I wish I were a lesbian and I could lock this shit down.

“I hear drinking the blood of your enemies helps with PMS. I’ll ask Ash to bring us a gallon.”

“Secret girls business,” says Avery in her most innocent voice. He rolls his eyes at her. “With the two of you that could be anything from pairing the correct shoes with an outfit to plotting the murder of a filthy rich senator for your own gain.”

“Who taught you that, babe?” I shrug. “Doc. I was thirteen and he taught me the birds and the bees. Then he rolled a corpse in and showed me all the best ways to hurt any guy who tried to touch me without consent.”

“Fuck that egotistical, sadistic, spoiled fucking sociopath,” Illi snaps, and I nod my head. “Well, if that isn’t a statement, I don’t know what is.”