“Aideen cannot take part in PE today because she is suffering from hysteria.” Ms. Devlin sighed. “Aideen, tell me, what is hysteria?” “Um, you know, when bitches be crazy?” I said. “This is your most offensive illness yet.” “Tell me about it.” I nodded my head vigorously. “Of course my doctor is a man. He was all like, you should stop reading and having opinions.
