My First Little Book of Intersectional Activism

by Titania McGrath

I have overcome these tribulations to become a pioneer for social justice. I am the sole beacon of hope in the dark hinterland of humanity’s expiring soul. Minority groups adore me, because I am brave enough to stand up for their rights, even when they don’t know what’s best for themselves. I am the alpha and the omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end. I am the scourge of the rampaging hellbeast of heteropatriarchal whiteness. I am the spirit of the Amistad made flesh. I bleed truth. So join the cause. Be one of us. Now is your time to mount the burly steed of virtue and charge headlong into the culture war. For we shall only achieve true diversity in our society when everyone thinks in exactly the same way as me. Allāhu Akbar. Believe women. Wakanda forever.