Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

Mordecai shrugged. “Technology beyond your understanding seems like magic. So as far as you’re concerned, in this place, it is magic. It’s like that Wizard of Oz movie, but you’ll never get to peek behind the curtain.”

What kind of vile monster sticks babies in the boss room anyway?” I shook my head.

Carl: Donut. Do not say anything out loud. Can you see this? Donut: WHAT IS HAPPENING? Carl: Don’t type in all caps. I think Frank is going to try to hurt or incapacitate us. This is important. Do not react.