Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

“Glurp on that, motherfucker,” I said.

New achievement! PETA Enthusiast! You somehow managed to remove the hostility of an aggravated, non-sapient enemy. That enemy then fought against other enemies to your benefit. The ghost of Steve Irwin smiles down upon you. Reward: I SAID THE GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN SMILES DOWN UPON YOU.