Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

‘por orden del Centro de Salud,’

"by order of the Health Center"

“Ayúdame por favor,”

please help me

“No se que esta pasando. Me duele el estómago. No se donde estoy. Por favor, tengo miedo.”

"I don't know what's going on. My stomach hurts. I don't know where I am. Please, l'm afraid."

“Lo siento si fui una mala persona,”

I'm sorry if I was a bad person

“No quería que mi hija se enfermara.

I didn't want my daughter to get sick.

No quiero estar en el infierno.

I don't want to be in hell.

Por favor. Por favor envíam...

Please. Please send me Jesus.

“This is just like something they’d do on that show, The A-Team,” Donut had exclaimed when we’d practiced this earlier. “Or maybe MacGyver. The real MacGyver with the hair and the stargate. Not that abysmal remake.” “I liked that show,” Chris had said as he worked. It was the first and only time I had heard him speak. “Which one? The A-Team or MacGyver?” Donut asked. “Or do you mean the remake? Please tell me you don’t mean the remake.” Chris never answered.

I am just gonna head-cannon that he meant stargate when he said "I liked that show"

I thought of that saying. Curiosity killed the cat.

but satisfaction brought it back