Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

“Being eaten by a bugbear makes me uncomfortable, Carl. So if your boyfriend ogling your tootises keeps these easy-peasy bugs coming at us instead of more of those lava-spitting llamas, then you better buck up, get over your human male privilege, and take one for your princess.”

I barely had time to parse that Donut was also drunk as a screaming tentacle smashed against the table,

ABOUT THE AUTHOR (This is where we switch to third person and pretend like Matt isn’t writing this himself.)