Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”

“Bro,” the monstrosity croaked. “I need a spot, bro.”

Just remember what happened with Harambe. There ain’t no zookeepers around to shoot the monster’s ass if you bite off more than you can chew.

The ghost of Steve Irwin smiles down upon you.