Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
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I never considered myself a big fan of cats. But, if we’re being truthful here, I liked Donut. That cat did not give two shits about anybody or anything, and I could respect that.
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You are the first crawler to have entered to the World Dungeon accompanied by a cat. You must really love that thing. Too bad you’re both probably going to die a horrible death at any moment. Or maybe not.
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New achievement! Why aren’t you wearing pants? You entered the dungeon wearing no pants. Dude. Seriously? Reward: You’ve received a Gold Apparel Box!
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New achievement! Loner. You entered the dungeon without any human companions. Didn’t anyone teach you there is safety in numbers? Reward: None! Haha. You are so dead.
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New achievement! Boom! You’ve caused a wall-shaking explosion within the dungeon! The last time the walls shook like this was when your mom came over for a visit. Reward: You’ve received a Silver Goblin Box!
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“Nor am I wearing a cloak that makes me look like I won a participation trophy at the special needs comic con, Carl. I’m a cat. Cats don’t wear pants. Don’t be so droll.”
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“No se que esta pasando. Me duele el estómago. No se donde estoy. Por favor, tengo miedo.”