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Enchanted Crown of the Sepsis Whore. “That sounds ominous,” I said.
Who’s a dirty girl? You’re a dirty girl! This is a Fleeting item! This is a Unique* item!
You’ll only want to wear this if you’re a blood-thirsty, raging psychopath.
Princess Donut has named your party The Royal Court of Princess Donut. Princess Donut has changed your title to Royal Bodyguard. Princess Donut has changed her title to Grand Champion Best in Dungeon. “Really?”
Beautiful cat, Blorg. But why isn’t her bodyguard wearing pants?’”
Bad Llama. Level 3. It’s a llama, but it’s bad. If he were human, he’d be covered in prison tattoos and would be hanging out in front of the Circle K hitting on 14-year-old girls. They might be willing to sell you something if you have good stuff to trade.

