Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

Congratulations! You’ve earned your first achievement: Crazy Cat Lady. You have entered the World Dungeon accompanied by a cat. Ahh, isn’t that sweet? Reward: You’ve received a Bronze Pet Box!

This kills me. Lol

New achievement! Trailblazing Crazy Cat Lady. You are the first crawler to have entered to the World Dungeon accompanied by a cat. You must really love that thing. Too bad you’re both probably going to die a horrible death at any moment. Or maybe not. Look at the prize you just received! Reward: You’ve received a Legendary Pet Box!

Oh my God. xD

New achievement! Loner. You entered the dungeon without any human companions. Didn’t anyone teach you there is safety in numbers? Reward: None! Haha. You are so dead.

I have never laughed so hard at achievements.

New achievement! You’ve killed an armed mob with your bare fucking hands! Holy crap, dude. That’s kinda fucked up. Reward: You’ve received a Bronze Weapon Box!

For being so early in the book and it being this unhinged with achievements... I can't wait for later books.

New achievement! PETA Enthusiast! You somehow managed to remove the hostility of an aggravated, non-sapient enemy. That enemy then fought against other enemies to your benefit. The ghost of Steve Irwin smiles down upon you. Reward: I SAID THE GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN SMILES DOWN UPON YOU.

FAVORITE ACHIEVEMENT EVER