Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

I’m on an alien television show. Holy shit.

get over your human male privilege, and take one for your princess.” “Take one for my princess,” I muttered as she cackled with laughter.

We are all parts of the same, inexorable machine.

We’d gone below one million, and I hadn’t noticed. For every person that ticked away, I felt I was losing a part of myself, a part of my humanity.