Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

If you so choose to enter the World Dungeon, it is highly recommended you immediately find and utilize a tutorial guild. Multiple tutorial guilds will be seeded throughout the dungeon on levels 1 through 3. If you have any additional questions, or you wish to file an appeal, such requests must be submitted in writing directly to the closest Syndicate office. Thank you for being a part of the Syndicate. Have a great day.

“None of this shit makes sense,” I said. “But yes, I understand what you’re saying. I’m on an intergalactic game show, and I have to be an obnoxious showoff in order to get eyes on me. And once I do have eyes on me, I might get a loot box with toilet paper in it. Does that about sum it up?”