Madness in Meryton: A Pride & Prejudice Variation

by Jayne Bamber

Her shriek was overcome by a great snarl from Elizabeth, whose frustration had finally boiled over. “Oh, for God’s sake, I am sick of Lady Catherine,” she shouted. “I am sick of all of you.

I second that.

It was harder than she had imagined, but Elizabeth waited patiently, and finally it gave way. “Ah! I am a real burglar now, Lizzy.” “It is a great accomplishment,” Elizabeth said archly.

Haha

Caroline laughed. “You teased him; I had only paltry praise. But he is watching again – what did he say then? Our figures appear to best advantage when walking. Well, I can guess which of us he is admiring.”

General Bennet, Assuming Netherfield is still standing, I will report for duty with my battalion at the appointed hour. Victory shall prevail – commence Operation Perfect Day. Proceed with established protocols and maneuvers. Reinforcements are on their way. Colonel R Fitzwilliam

Caroline was jumping on it, still in her dressing gown, bottle of champagne in hand. She looked down with unbridled glee, her wild hair glowing like a halo as sunlight poured in the windows. “Do not say I never warned you, Lizzy.”

That‘s a way to wake someone 😂