Innovative Online Industries’ stock continued to plummet. When it fell low enough, we orchestrated a hostile takeover of the company. GSS absorbed IOI and all of its assets, transforming us into an unstoppable megacorporation with a global monopoly on the world’s most popular entertainment, education, and communications platform. To celebrate, we released all of IOI’s indentured servants and forgave their outstanding debts.
Ready Player One: “We have to stop the evil company from having a monopoly!”
Ready Player Two: “Guys, mission accomplished: we own the evil company and made it a monopoly!”
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