“Can we get on to business? Like the details about tonight?” “Oh, that.” We descended deeper into the cave. “Let’s see, your bloke’s over two hundred years old, naturally brown hair, but he changes his color periodically, talks with an accent, and is very quick in combat. Good news is, you can keep your knickers on. He’ll be smitten with you on sight. Any questions?” “What’s his name?” “He’ll probably make one up, most vampires do, but his name is Crispin.