Heartburn

by Nora Ephron

you think you’re in love with only one of them, because you’re too guilty to handle loving them both.

The effect of the refrigerator light on the male cornea. (Beat) Blindness.

I felt better; at least someone wanted to be married to me. It wasn’t the person I was married to, but it was better than nothing.

Sometimes I believe that love is as natural as the tides, and sometimes I believe that love is an act of will.

Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it.