One time when Gracie was at work, Marcel even said since I didn’t have a mommy, he would be my daddy, if I wanted him to be. We were sitting in the living room watching Family Matters, and he said he would be my daddy, like Laura Winslow’s daddy. I didn’t know what to say, so I said thank you. So, then he asked me to practice calling him daddy, and I did.
OH FUCK NO
