That Bear Ate My Pants: A Hilarious Travel Memoir... with Teeth and Claws! (Adventure Without End, #1)
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Nestled into a hollow in the Andes mountains, Quito is the highest capital city in the world.
Barbara
No it's not. That's La Paz.
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Though what the hell he’d have done if we’d been three fat chicks with a pram each is anyone’s guess.
Barbara
Referring to a bus driver that wouldn't stop. Unnecessary to make the 'chicks' fat - generally disparaging towards women. There's a lot of that in this book
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Jimmy’s ladders could well have been recently discovered proof that early man could use tools.
Barbara
Funny.
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From a practical point of view it started in the middle of nowhere, and went nowhere in particular. It could have been a monument to life in Ecuador.
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Somewhere in the bottom of the truck, between bums, bags, shoes and crumbs, were six medium-sized tortoises, probably scared shitless. A yelp from Ashley announced that she’d found one. A further yelp announced that it had decided to be scared shitless all over her.