One More Step

by Lillian Schneider

So the Hottest EMT in the World is named Ash. Makes sense. He sets panties on fire.

whdhhsahshdhs

What name do they scream in your bed?

SIMP MOMENT

“Fuck the Uber,” I said, moving toward her. “I’ll take you.”

safe bf real

“My hero,” Faith said, trying to maintain her sarcasm, but I felt her melt into my arms with relief.

THATS SOC UTE E

“Are you flirting with me, Miss Benson?” “Of course I am. Have you seen you?”

yes green eyes the usual we know

“I don’t know where this is going to end up, but the last fucking thing I want to think about is saying goodbye.”

meetcute

“I’d move across a thousand oceans for you.”

me and who though

he noticed.

Mmm slay gir

as if I’ve been shoved while rushing the stage at a BTS show,

Understandable

But Devin Kevin sent from Heaven…he’s kissing me back.

Devin kevin new bf

I like classic.

GIGGLING CRYIBG

We’re wearing the same damn sweatshirt!

HOLY FYCK

And she’s in pants! Where

So funny

that raspy one that hits me dead center in the chest

HOW ARE YOUH SO LUXKY NOO

Hudson Walsh, and his freaking magnetic—and apparently genetic—dimples.

HOLY FUCK

kismet.

In xryribg

I’m expecting the kiss. I’m ready for it,

Bruh

My punishment awaits in the form of an A.P. English test

legit showed this to ms brown omg

I don’t care. I want Hudson to be the one who has a thing for me!

OH MY GOD

“It’s carpe freaking diem!” I shout.

True love

I’m always taking mine.

Me when fluffy fluff

married to her college sweetheart

Even the author has a cool loe story wtf bge

You’re the first girl in years to grab my attention,

Every. Fictional. Male. To. The. Female. Protag. EVER.

Damn, hasn’t anyone ever told her how beautiful she is?

not really except el qiqi

She’s adorable.

ok.

He doesn’t.

Now we have something in common

It isn’t until I pull into my driveway that I notice my book is gone.

LMFAOOO

She’s wearing a pair of skinny jeans, sandals, and a black blouse that hangs off of one shoulder. She looks absolutely stunning.

HUH…… are you guys like 35 wtf bye

“I’m going to kiss you now.”

SEXY CONSENSUAL MFFFFF

Before I jump, I spin around and kiss him one last time. “I love you,” I whisper then add, “And if I mess up, please don’t let me splatter against the ground.” “Never,” he promises.

I CHOKED

cerulean

I LOVE LEAN

my Dots was as flat as a pancake.

Man whore !!!!

“You literally glowed up. In eighth grade, you looked like a boy and now…you’re…” She waves her hands in the air, making the shape of an hourglass. “All curves and lip gloss and sex appeal.”

Female protag perks, cannot relate why do they make them so fucking unrrlatable its getting annoying like are youj some wattpad writer that makes readers shift races from whatever yo korean for a book? Whats with these unrealistic standards shut thr nfuck up

I snort out a loud laugh at her description of me, earning me looks of ire from nearby tables. Sure, I grew some D-cups and an ass and learned how to use a flatiron and apply makeup, but I’m still…me.

Thea…dots… whatever tf you are, stop. Just stop acting like a cringe 16 year old from the 2013 movies lkke what thr fuck you ARE implementing these standarfs. What of yoir best friend ksnt loike you and wants to be like you. Shes preobably mpre real and relatane than you. The only tjong we have on cpmmon is DARK HAIR

blue hair—

BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS???? genz loves blue

you gotta buck up, buttercup.

Nobody says fhat.

I lose my words as I watch the twin mounds jiggle beneath the yellow rash guard she’s rocking like a second skin.

SHUT TH FUCK UP

Is it wrong that her sass gets me hard?

Yeah stop it

angry-baking in the kitchen,

?????????)??

“You only make brownies when you’re trying to figure shit out.” “Nu-uh.” “Yuh-huh.

Wht thebfuck is this IM CRYING THIS IS SO CRINGW

Tomorrow night at 7.

In every fucking book, its 19:00, why cant it be in the afternoon or in the morning or LATER THAN THAT

As much as I hate to admit it, she’s right…I look hot.

No

Thanks to good genes and a healthy tan, I don’t need much in the way of makeup; a little bronzer, a few swipes of mascara, and slick of peachy-tinted lip gloss and I’m good to go.

I sont really like this book

He’s dressed in a turquoise and green plaid button-down that makes his eyes pop, a pair of light-wash, lived-in jeans, and leather flipflops.

EW WHABTHE FUCKNLMFAOOOO

“H-how can I help?” she asks, her voice breathy.

Ewewewewewewewewewwrwrwrwewwwewew

she had them eating from the palm of her hand in five seconds flat.

Not surprised

“This,”

WHAT THE FUCK YOU CRAZY MOTHERCUCKER CRINGE EEE

“I was almost mauled by a dog called Peggy?”

Funnay

I was damn good at it.

Self obsession

which meant my physical appearance was a non-issue.

Laughing emojo