I snort out a loud laugh at her description of me, earning me looks of ire from nearby tables. Sure, I grew some D-cups and an ass and learned how to use a flatiron and apply makeup, but I’m still…me.
Thea…dots… whatever tf you are, stop. Just stop acting like a cringe 16 year old from the 2013 movies lkke what thr fuck you ARE implementing these standarfs. What of yoir best friend ksnt loike you and wants to be like you. Shes preobably mpre real and relatane than you. The only tjong we have on cpmmon is DARK HAIR