1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. 2. Whatever goes on four legs, or six wings and a biscuit, is a friend. 3. No Pigger shall wear shorts in the fall, much less the winter. 4. No Pigger shall be caught sleeping. 5. No Pigger shall drink presweetened Kool-Aid. 6. All Piggers are created equal, but some Piggers ain’t shit.
