Julius Caesar

by William Shakespeare

I should not then ask Casca what had chanced.

sassy

Brutus is wise, and, were he not in health, He would embrace the means to come by it.

girl why are you referring to him in the third person when you're literally talking to him

Giving myself a voluntary wound Here, in the thigh:

thats very toxic behavior portia

and so near will I be, That your best friends shall wish I had been further.

why did this actually make me laugh

[Dies.]

this is so funny for no reason

Give me your hand. BRUTUS And my heart too. [They embrace.]

gay