Being a dog—and a below-average one at that—you don’t understand that this is just something that can happen when you collide with a chair, and chairs—which lack a nervous system—cannot attack you. It truly seems like the chair is doing this on purpose. You are now permanently afraid of the chair, which, for some reason, is never punished or restrained in any way. But you can’t question the decision. You can’t ask the kangaroo pig why it would allow such a violent object to live in the house after it saw what it did. Your only option is to stand by helplessly and hope the chair situation
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